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24×18″ Oil\/Canvas<\/p>\n
When three years old, my granddaughter surprisingly used an expletive. \u00a0I reacted, and that amused her, so she repeated it. \u00a0I had to think quick. \u00a0I said \u201cYou know what words I really don\u2019t like to hear?\u2026Monkey Boat!\u201d I have no idea where \u201cMonkey Boat\u201d came from, but she picked up on it quickly, and it replaced the expletive to become her favorite phrase to say to shock Grandpa. Later I wondered \u201cWhat would a monkey boat even look like?\u201d. Well, this painting is the result of that question!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":685,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":""},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[17],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-812","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-contemporary-surrealism","8":"first","9":"instock","10":"shipping-taxable","11":"product-type-simple"},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andersonsfineart.com\/parsnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andersonsfineart.com\/parsnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andersonsfineart.com\/parsnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andersonsfineart.com\/parsnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=812"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/andersonsfineart.com\/parsnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1451,"href":"https:\/\/andersonsfineart.com\/parsnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/812\/revisions\/1451"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andersonsfineart.com\/parsnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andersonsfineart.com\/parsnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andersonsfineart.com\/parsnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=812"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andersonsfineart.com\/parsnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=812"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andersonsfineart.com\/parsnips\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}